The Beast by Michael Durr

Let me set the stage. On Saturday July 7, 2012 Keith Vlk, Steve Fischer and I found ourselves within the walls of the New Orleans Superdome, in an elevator, with some rather intoxicated dudes. One of the dudes looked down at Keith's feet. (Keith was wearing sandals) The guy proceeded to make fun of his extra long toes. When I noticed what had begun to transpire I immediately hit record. The rest speaks for itself.

You may know him as Poops, Moon Cloud, Velk, or Papa Peps, but from this day forth Keith Vlk shall now be known as The Beast. At least while in New Orleans.